Dear Writers,
Look at that happy face don't you wish it was ours?
First, many of us can relate to this author's 14 step program:
1. Write the book.
2. Figure out how to publish it.
3. Spend a month planning your launch.
4. Sell 3 copies… then nothing.
5. Beg all your friends to buy it.
6. Click “refresh” on your sales dashboard 1,627,562 times.
7. Still no sales.
8. Freak out.
9. Spend the weekend crying and eating Ben & Jerry’s.
10. Read the internet and sort through all the conflicting publishing advice.
11. Follow the “Top 837 Ways to Market your Book.”
12. Hustle your brains out.
13. Sell five more copies.
14. Despair.
My Twelve Step Program:
1. Wrote a book
2. Found a darling publisher willing to take a chance on me.
3. Editor/publisher and I edited the manuscript over months of emails.
4. Waited two years until publication.
5. Five copies mailed to me.
6. My hands caressed it's beautiful sensuous cover.
7. Created a website for it.
8. Announced it to my audience.
9. Sold a few copies
10. Bought more myself than I sold with the intention of selling them myself. However Rule: I could not sell anything unless I was physically present.
11. Missed the deadline for Art in the Vineyard, where they allow authors to sell their wares. The kind enroller gave me a spot at the County Fair. I hauled books to the fair and sat for two days, having fun with the other authors, but sold only one book per day. Who wants to buy a book at the Fair? Well, me. I bought one of the other author's books.
One lady called out to me across the concourse, “How long have you been writing?”
“Since the day before God was born,” I called back. She laughed, and said, “I was there,” and left without coming near me—afraid I might twist her arm to buy a book maybe.
12. My publisher is unhappy with me that I didn’t make us both rich.
I’ve posted this quote many times before, and it has applied every time.
"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art."
—Andy Waholl
A new day: I am flat on the floor after working on an annotated table of contents, which one agent said they wanted. Describing a chapter in about two sentences or so is harder than writing the manuscript. However…
Do it anyway!
Jo’s Three Step Program:
1.Idea
2.Work (With Belief in your heart that you can do it, and a song in your soul for fun and creativity.)
3. Result
Isn’t that the way worlds are made? Body, Mind, and Spirit, (Health) Idea, Development, Result Science) Ask, Believe, Receive (Spirituality).
In the beginning was The Word (The Idea, “I will make a world.”) and then came The Work, (zap, zap, zap, the building). The Result = the genesis effect, the world, all it creatures, and us.
