You Can''t Teach Writing

That’s a load of crap.

Like no one could show Michaelengo how to hold a chisel? No one ever told him what to do if that chisel slipped?

They can teach the mechanics, yep, how to hold chisels, pencils, how to use “lay” and “lie.” What they can’t teach is heart, how to go deep within and tell the truth, how to find that still small space where secrets lie and stories worth telling percolate.

It’s  like “The Secret,” part of the equation is missing.

But to say, “You Can’t Teach Writing is a cliché’. And too often we let cliché’s roll off our tongue without thought. Why is the world are writer’s offices lined with books on writing?

Because they believe in their hearts they are writers, but they want to know how to do it.

I remember hearing about an author at a Writer’s Conference who asked his audience how many wanted to be writers.

Well, that’s why they were there, to rub shoulders with the greats in the hopes something would rub off on them. Most hands went up.

 “Then what in the hell are you doing here?’ he said. “Go home and write.” (Writer’s swear a lot. It drives us to it.)

We all loved him for saying that.

What he didn’t say was, don’t listen to all these blow-hards, who will tell you how to do it. They will tell you again and again what you must do to write a query letter. How to write a proposal. How hard it is to get published. “Knock our socks off,” they say, like we aren’t trying. We’ve heard that drivel so much we want to puke.

We go to conferences for some meat. The problem is it doesn’t exist, except as a pin-point of light somewhere beneath the raging tiger within us that is obscuring the light. And they don’t know the magic any more than we do.

Except, we know it when we see it.

That author might have said, “Go home and get real. Write until the tiger is exhausted, and when he is gone or asleep, there you will find your light. There a writer will be born.

Maybe you will be published. Maybe you won’t. But you will find yourself in the process.

That’s the reason we write.

I’ve seen it over and over, at workshops, seminars events such as I recently attended with #Tony Robbins. A person will present a mundane problem like their diet—although that is often not mundane, but it’s not the problem. Something else is.

But we are embarrassed to rush in with “I will never do it because I’m not smart enough, I have a no talent. I’m not good enough.”

Most everybody thinks that.

"All I want is love,” some pious souls say.

While raging beneath the surface is a raging tiger.

What is the first thing you can remember?

Go there. Write about it. That’s a good place to begin…

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What Lies Beneath?

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being bombarded at the beginning of the year by goal-setting smart-alecs.  Like I’m supposed to have someone tell me to set goals.

I’ll set my own goals, thank you very much. And where in the hell did New Year’s resolutions come from anyway? They irritate me every New Year, and I’ve seen a few years roll by my dust bin.

The world can make you feel guilty about most anything. That’s the culture we live in--guilt, fear, and intimidation.

So, guys are we going to take it lying down, or are we going to claim our own lives, live on our own terms, and cut out the crap?

When you figure out how to do it tell me, but that is my goal. It has been for a while, and it will continue to be. And if I have an attitude then so be it.

Julie Cameron would say to put my gripes in my morning pages—that device where you write out the shit so you can get onto the business of writing. But we’re writers here. We don’t have to soft-soap anything. We know there will be days when we want to quit, when we feel like dog doo, and when the world outside our window looks like a tsunami ran down the streets and lapped against the side of our houses. But then the sun comes out. The world glows.  We are wrought with new ideas, even standing in line at the Post Office becomes an adventure. We hear new nuances, snippets of conversation. We sing the song of life.  We become lost in the lyrics.

“Why do I care if I make a fool out of myself?” Wrote the Disney Imagineer Don Hahn,  “It’s called living, and while we are yet alive shouldn’t we do things that living people do? So embrace your inner idiot.”

I’m taking incremental steps toward reaching the goal of living life on my own terms. Jonathan Mead, a fellow in Portland Oregon, writes a blog “Paid to Exist.” where he touts the same thing. See, there are a lot of us out there.

As I was leaving for the #Tony Robbins event I grabbed a novel to read on the plane. It was #Rosamunde Pilcher’s #The Shell Seekers. I had already read it three times, but I figured since I hadn’t yet achieved her eloquence, I would read it another time. I wanted to visit Scotland and smell the wild Thyme again. I wanted to follow Penelope Keeling through her life again. So I read it a fourth time, lovely, lovely Pilcher.

And yesterday, I picked up one of Pilcher's old books. The opening line didn’t have it. It sounded ordinary in comparison to her writing I had just read. It was a revelation.

People do not spring to life fully formed, they develop, they hone their skills. That is what Pilchers’s Publisher told her, that she hadn’t delivered the goods yet. And so she asked what he wanted. “A  Big fat book for women. A good read. Something to get the teeth into. And something, above all, that tapped into the life and the experiences of her generation.”

So she delivered the goods, and The Shell Seekers hit the New York Times best seller list.

Okay, let’s get crackin’

Live long and prosper and follow me. Join the party.

Joyce